Some of the things we do that you would never know about..

  1. Grab things the couple/family forgets to buy and/or bring
  2. Fight (respectfully) any vendors for what the couple requested instead of saying it’s “good enough”.
  3. Be the one to take the blame for your decisions that your family members or guests may not like.
  4. Setup a whole entire reception in 10 minutes immediately after the rain
  5. Store your wedding cake in a cool location so it doesn’t melt, and bring it out when it’s time to cut it.
  6. Have a fork, knife, plate, and napkin ready for your cake cutting
  7. Have a damp napkin available during your cake cutting in case you guys decide to smash the cake in your faces.
  8. Physically hold a cake up so it can be cut for photos before toppling to the ground.
  9. Have drinks ready for you and your wedding party right after the ceremony.
  10. Make sure your photographer gets particular photos- namely of things that are important to you.
  11. Steam your linens when they’re super wrinkled.
  12. Take care of drunk guests.
  13. Put your cards and gifts in a safe place.
  14. Make sure correct number of guests (and correct guests) are at each table.
  15. When there is a weird, loud, obtrusive noise that is interrupting the ceremony, go find the source of the noise and request that it holds off for 30 minutes.
  16. Keep things on schedule so you can enjoy as much time dancing as possible.
  17. Tell your photographer when to be ready for toasts and cake cutting so they don’t miss it.
  18. Hold your dress so you can use the restroom while your bridesmaids are drunk
  19. Fix your whole wedding reception when a tornado-like storm blows through and destroys everything when it’s already setup.
  20. A FairyTao Wedding in Koh TaoSafety pin your bustle back together because it likely WILL fall.
  21. Ask guests not to use iPads or iPhones in the middle of the ceremony aisle (because it will ruin your photos).
  22. Setting up chairs (or drying them) at the last moment so the couple can be wed outside (when it had previously rained)
  23. Uncorking all the champagne because the caterer is too slow and it’s 5 minutes until the toast!
  24. Have back up plans on top of back up plans in place, and the ability to think on their feet to remedy a situation!
  25. Sew on buttons for groomsmen .
  26. Create an extra boutonniere(s) when the counts were inaccurate.
  27. Help the bride and bridesmaids get dressed
  28. Keep things going when the power goes out.
  29. Find the extension cord that someone accidentally unplugged, causing half the reception lights to go out.
  30. Find and set extra tables and chairs when people who didn’t RSVP show up.
  31. Signal musicians on when to start songs during ceremony
  32. Keep copies of special songs on their phones just in case you confirmed you have the playlist prepared actually you didn’t.
  33. Help gather/wrangle family for family photos after the ceremony.
  34. Re-fold 150 napkins when the catering staff can’t seem to get it right.
  35. Bus glassware from cocktail tables and ledges when the staff isn’t keeping up.
  36. Bring extra or spare of thing you said you would bring- just in case you forget.
  37. Clean up your reception in the dark, including hauling trash cans and trash bags
  38. Clean up broken glass on the dance floor when everyone is still dancing oblivious to it.
  39. Gather groomsmen and bridesmaid gum on their hand seconds before sending them down the aisle.
  40. Fighting with a wedding venue 2 hours before a wedding to convince them to let a DJ play since they just decided that they no longer want to allow any amplified music at their venue.


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